One last try

Jeg beskriver mig selv som

ME: Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two But I can shake it, shake it, like I'm supposed to do 'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase And all the right junk in all the right places Yeah, my mama she told me "don't worry about your size" She says, "Boys like a little more booty to hold at night" (That booty, uh, that booty booty) You know I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll So if that's what you're into, then go 'head and move along I'm bringing booty back Go 'head and tell them skinny bitches that No, I'm just playing, I know you think you're fat But I'm here to tell you... Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top YOU: non-negotiable NO BIBLE THUMPERS!! Biggest hypocrites of them all!! 1- No one who looks like a possible serial killer! 2- No tattoos across your neck or knuckles. 3- NO pictures laying in the bed! NO! 4- No earrings. Doesn't look sexy. ICK! 5- Your OWN car/truck. Uber/Lyft don't count. Constant excuses about not having a car won't work! HELLO! 6- Your own place. Not a room you freeload off your parents or friends. 7- A REAL J-O-B! SERIOUSLY! 8- No pictures in front of a trailer park. 9- Know the difference between; their, there and they're. 10- No prison or jail stints. 11- No alcoholics 12- Must have all your own teeth. 13- Free of STD's Ask me my bra size and I just might tell you!! HA, NOT! Want to see who actually reads this in full! P.S. I have both dogs and cats.

Underskriv

Taurus

Min kropstype er

Tyk

Min højde er

155 cm

Mine øjne er

Brun

Min etnicitet er

Latinamerikansk

Min civilstand er

Skilt

Jeg har børn

Ja - hjemme

Jeg vil have børn

Ikke sikker

Mit bedste karaktertræk er

Øjne

Kropsudsmykning

Navlering, Stategisk placeret tatovering, Synlig tatovering

Mit hår er

Blond

Jeg har en eller flere af disse

Kat, Hund

Villig til at flytte

Nej

Hvem er din favorit country musik kunstner

Dan + Shay

Hvor ofte jager du?

Aldrig

Hvor ofte går du til rodeos?

lejlighedsvis

Ejer du en pistol?

Nej, og har ikke planer om at være

Mit uddannelsesniveau er

Universitetsuddannet

Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er

Fuldtid

Mit speciale er

Finans / handel

Min jobtitel er

Accountant

Jeg tjener så meget på et år

Fra $75.000USD til $99.999USD

Jeg bor

Med børn

Hjemme

Venner kommer forbi en gang i mellem

Jeg er ryger

Ja - til fester

Jeg drikker

Ja - til fester

Min religion er

Katolik

Jeg deltager i tjenester

På ferier

Min form for humor er

Snu, Venlig, Fjollet