Dark sense of humor and no filter

First name

Misty

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I’m a thick woman with a big personality. I’ve been widowed for almost five years, and I’ve decided that I miss dating. I was good at it but things are very different now and dating isn’t for the weak. I have a dark sense of humor, no filter, and I very rarely think before I speak bc I like being just as surprised as everyone else. It can either make people mad or laugh and it’s always a toss-up. I’m just a very blunt woman and I hide nothing. I love a nice night at home with a great dinner alone or with friends. We can also go out but it doesn’t need to be expensive, either. A movie on the couch or music playing and kitchen dancing is fun too. I love anything to do with water and music is always wonderful. I’m not looking for a one-night stand or for anyone to take care of me. I have a job that I really like and I can take care of myself. I want to be loved and appreciated and I don’t want to be treated like I’m less than you. If you have anything that you want to know just ask

Sign

Pisces

My Body Type Is

Big And Beautiful

My Height Is

5' 2 (1.57 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Widowed

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

Body Art

Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo

My Hair Is

Light Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog

Willing To Relocate

No

Who is your favorite country music artists?

I don’t have an absolute favorite but I do love old country so much

How often do you hunt?

Never

What is your favorite truck?

All of them

How often do you attend rodeos?

Occasionally

Are you a gun owner?

Yes

How often do you ride a horse?

Occasionally

What's your favorite piece of cowboy gear?

Boots

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Municipal / Law Enforcement

My Job Title Is

Booking Officer

I Make This Much In A Year

$45,000USD To $59,999USD

I Live

With Parent(s)

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Outcast

My Social Behavior Is

Boisterous, Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Religion / Spirituality, Family, Photography, Music, Tv, Movies, Games, Dancing, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Playing Cards

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Relaxing, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Something where we’re alone and I would either love to have dinner made for me or we could even cook together

I've Always Wanted To Try

Golf

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Goofy