Who wants to PLAY?
dynamitd
Madera, California | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Can Speak
English, Hindi
I Would Describe Myself As
I believe I will open with - I'm NOT PICTURE PERFECT, but, I'M STILL WORTH THE PICTURE!
Do I have some kid fat? Yes sir, a little. Am I fat? Not by a long shot. Do my thighs touch together? Yes sir....but if you were THAT close to my "cookie" - you'd want to touch yourself too!
I'm simple. I treat people the way I want to be treated. I am courteous and kind. Witty and outgoing. Strong and independent. I do not tell lies and I am not fake! YES, I HAVE KIDS! 2 in college and 2 at home. If that doesn't fit your perfect lady, no worries! I'm not perfect and there are plenty of profiles here! I work very hard on my ranch, so some playtime would be great!. If you're married, and you aren't getting what you need, I love sneaking and I can keep a secret! I have no problem saying what I mean and meaning what I say. I expect no less from the gentleman next to me. I'm sure you want to be spoiled - we all do! So - make your move. Let's meet. I'm quite sure if we meet, you won't be disappointed!
Until then, Dream BIG!
Do I have some kid fat? Yes sir, a little. Am I fat? Not by a long shot. Do my thighs touch together? Yes sir....but if you were THAT close to my "cookie" - you'd want to touch yourself too!
I'm simple. I treat people the way I want to be treated. I am courteous and kind. Witty and outgoing. Strong and independent. I do not tell lies and I am not fake! YES, I HAVE KIDS! 2 in college and 2 at home. If that doesn't fit your perfect lady, no worries! I'm not perfect and there are plenty of profiles here! I work very hard on my ranch, so some playtime would be great!. If you're married, and you aren't getting what you need, I love sneaking and I can keep a secret! I have no problem saying what I mean and meaning what I say. I expect no less from the gentleman next to me. I'm sure you want to be spoiled - we all do! So - make your move. Let's meet. I'm quite sure if we meet, you won't be disappointed!
Until then, Dream BIG!
Sign
Libra
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Slim
My Height Is
5' 4 (1.63 m)
My Eyes Are
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids
No
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Dog, Horse
Willing To Relocate
No
All about Cowboy
Who is your favorite country music artists?
? idk ;)
How often do you hunt?
Never
What is your favorite truck?
Any truck - as long as it's a Diesel of course!
How often do you attend rodeos?
Occasionally
Are you a gun owner?
Yes
How often do you ride a horse?
Occasionally
What's your favorite piece of cowboy gear?
Hat
Status
My Education Level Is
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Homemaker
My Speciality Is
Teacher / Education
My Job Title Is
World's Greatest Mom
I Make This Much In A Year
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live
With Kid(s)
At Home
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker
No
I Drink
Yes - Socially
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Family, Dining, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Theater, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be
As long as he smells nice - I don't care where we go!
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Catholic
I Attend Services
Once A Week
My Political Views Are
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is
Be known as the World's Greatest Mom :)
Keep Moving Forward
Share my love with a Great Guy
Just Be Me
Keep Moving Forward
Share my love with a Great Guy
Just Be Me
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Sadistic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Animation, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Rap, Rock, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Dance, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read
Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Computers, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Reference, Science, Romance, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is
Being called DEONNE, not mom! LMAO
Cooking and eating a GREAT meal- then enjoying a drink under the stars
Cooking and eating a GREAT meal- then enjoying a drink under the stars
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Power, Boldness, Sensitivity, Great Skills, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?
A handsome fella that wants to be spoiled!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed