Looking for friends, possibly more
sythornton
Okeechobee, Florida | Nainen Hae A Miestä
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Osaan puhua
Englanti, Saksa
Kuvailisin itseäni
I’m not a girly girl. I work with horses, get dirty all day long, like going to mudding events, airboat & buggy shows, going out on the airboats, hanging out around a bonfire, taking a few trucks somewhere out in nature and having a BBQ, etc. It would be nice to make some new friends with similar interests. I know how-to and rather much enjoy driving most tractors and other farm equipment, 4-wheelers, gators, etc., love standard transmissions, have no problems maneuvering a large truck and trailer without too much loss of property and life, and would love to claim that I’m an excellent mechanic. Sadly, I never had the time to learn and replacing the timing belt on a 1980 F150 is about the extent of my mechanical knowledge. So if you ever hear me calling you honey, darling, or dear, something under that hood needs fixing and you’re just the man to do it *grin*.
Nothing makes my heart beat faster than the sound of a strong, throaty diesel. There’ve been many of times when I was found happily humping the grill of some big idling diesel and it took more than a little force to remove me. (no spin cycle for this woman)
I can somewhat manage to get an airboat on and off a trailer – although I will NOT vouch for the safety of your truck. But heck – you can always just let me drive the truck *grin* …might turn out better for the safety of all involved – people, equipment, and various wildlife included.
I have a great passion for creating tropical landscapes. Although I’ve been known to not really think things through from time to time. I once found myself with a 20something foot triple Alexander in the back of a 6ft. bed. It actually made it home alright and I managed to get it off the truck somehow. I was awfully proud of myself until I realized I now not only had to find a way to get that bugger in the hole, but also stand it upright all by my lonesome. I’m still talking about the palm tree, boys!
You should have been there. It was hilarious. Come to think of it….probably not as hilarious for you as for me, considering if you would have been there, it would have been YOU hauling that 1 ton tree into an upright position while I watch (and cheer you on) from my chair in a shady spot.
But I regress. I think it is fair that I should give you a WARNING! My brain works in mysterious ways. Just a healthy mix of autism (the “highly functioning” type – heck – what do THEY know? I can’t remember the last time I functioned “highly”) and depression, with a little topping of social anxiety and dissociation (did I mention absolute fear of intimacy?). For whatever reason though, my friends seem to find the mix rather amusing. Hmmmmmmmm….
In short, it’s best described like this: Imagine trying to bathe a feral cat. Imagine four paws on the door, refusing to go through, then the biting and scratching, the spitting of curses. Well – that’s nothing!
Put me in a dress with makeup on and tell me we’re heading to your parent’s traditional Christmas dinner (or any other intimate social affair for that matter). Well – that feral cat just turned 6 ft. 2, twice as vicious, and she ain’t going down without a fight! (Horse tranquilizers have been mentioned).
Now you put me in that same dress with makeup on and point me to a mud hole with a calve stuck in it, I’ll be beating you to the door, grinning and hooting like a mad woman right before I submerge that girly outfit hip-deep in mud. (What can I say – I have my priorities).
Either way – expect me to fight, panic, curse, etc. every time you mention me trying something new, something not in my comfort zone. That’s not to say that, should you survive getting me there, I won’t get that look of absolute delight on my face and turn said thing into my newest passion. (Airboats are a wonderful example of that).
I am, however, a wonderful friend. Inside, I am one of the most beautiful, kind-hearted, loyal, and giving people you’ll ever meet.
Nothing makes my heart beat faster than the sound of a strong, throaty diesel. There’ve been many of times when I was found happily humping the grill of some big idling diesel and it took more than a little force to remove me. (no spin cycle for this woman)
I can somewhat manage to get an airboat on and off a trailer – although I will NOT vouch for the safety of your truck. But heck – you can always just let me drive the truck *grin* …might turn out better for the safety of all involved – people, equipment, and various wildlife included.
I have a great passion for creating tropical landscapes. Although I’ve been known to not really think things through from time to time. I once found myself with a 20something foot triple Alexander in the back of a 6ft. bed. It actually made it home alright and I managed to get it off the truck somehow. I was awfully proud of myself until I realized I now not only had to find a way to get that bugger in the hole, but also stand it upright all by my lonesome. I’m still talking about the palm tree, boys!
You should have been there. It was hilarious. Come to think of it….probably not as hilarious for you as for me, considering if you would have been there, it would have been YOU hauling that 1 ton tree into an upright position while I watch (and cheer you on) from my chair in a shady spot.
But I regress. I think it is fair that I should give you a WARNING! My brain works in mysterious ways. Just a healthy mix of autism (the “highly functioning” type – heck – what do THEY know? I can’t remember the last time I functioned “highly”) and depression, with a little topping of social anxiety and dissociation (did I mention absolute fear of intimacy?). For whatever reason though, my friends seem to find the mix rather amusing. Hmmmmmmmm….
In short, it’s best described like this: Imagine trying to bathe a feral cat. Imagine four paws on the door, refusing to go through, then the biting and scratching, the spitting of curses. Well – that’s nothing!
Put me in a dress with makeup on and tell me we’re heading to your parent’s traditional Christmas dinner (or any other intimate social affair for that matter). Well – that feral cat just turned 6 ft. 2, twice as vicious, and she ain’t going down without a fight! (Horse tranquilizers have been mentioned).
Now you put me in that same dress with makeup on and point me to a mud hole with a calve stuck in it, I’ll be beating you to the door, grinning and hooting like a mad woman right before I submerge that girly outfit hip-deep in mud. (What can I say – I have my priorities).
Either way – expect me to fight, panic, curse, etc. every time you mention me trying something new, something not in my comfort zone. That’s not to say that, should you survive getting me there, I won’t get that look of absolute delight on my face and turn said thing into my newest passion. (Airboats are a wonderful example of that).
I am, however, a wonderful friend. Inside, I am one of the most beautiful, kind-hearted, loyal, and giving people you’ll ever meet.
Kirjaudu
Oinas
Ulkonäkö ja Tilanne
Vartalonmallini on
Pulska
Pituuteni on
6' 2 (1.88 m)
Silmienvärini on
Ruskea
Etninen taustani on
Valkoihoinen
Aviosäätyni on
Eronnut
Minulla on lapsia
Ei
Haluan lapsia
En ole varma
Paras puoleni on
Silmät
Ulkonäkö
Tarkasti paikoitettu Tatuointi, Näkyvä Tatuointi
Hiukseni ovat
Ruskea
Minulla on yksi tai kaksi tällaista
Kissa, Koira, Eksoottinen eläin, Gerbiili tai Marsu, Hevonen, Matelija, Jyrsijä, Muu, Omistan Farmin
Olen valmis muuttamaan
Kyllä
Tila
Koulutukseni taso on
Ylioppilas
Työllisyys tilanteeni on
Kokopäiväinen
Erikoistun
Muu
Työ tittelini on
Equestrian professional
Tuloni per vuosi
$15,000USD - $29,999USD
Asun
Lemmikin / Lemmikeiden kanssa
Kotona
Ystävät vierailevat satunnaisesti
Tupakoin
Kyllä - Usein
Juon
Ei
Persoonallisuus
Yläasteella olin
Matti Meikäläinen
Sosiaalinen käyttäytymiseni
Ystävällinen, Sivustaseuraaja
Kiinnostuksen kohteet ja Harrastukseni ovat
Telttailu, Autot, Puutarhanhoito, Lukeminen, Urheilu
Käsitykseni mukavasta ajanvietteestä on
Kavereiden kanssa hengailu
Unelma treffini olisivat
Anything outdoors, even if it's just hanging out on the tailgate of a truck in a nice spot of nature
Kaverini kuvailevat minun olevan
Ystävällinen
Katsomukset
Uskontoni on
Ateisti
Käyn säännöllisesti
Ei koskaan
Minun tapainen huumori on
Kuiva / Sarkastinen, Ystävällinen
Maku
Televisiosta katson
Dokumentit, Elokuvat, Urheilu
Kun menen elokuviin, lähden katsomaan
Toiminta, Scifi, Komedia, Kauhu, Trilleri
Kun kuuntelen musiikkia, kuuntelen aina
Country musiikki, Dance musiikki, Elektroninen, Metalli
Kun luen, luen aina
Fantasia, Kaunokirjallisuus, Mysteeri, Yliluonnollinen, Olen Kirjailija
Käsitykseni hauskanpidosta on
mudding, airboating, airboat/buggy shows, anything outdoors
Etsii
Mikä sinua vetää puoleensa?
Empatia, Huumori, Viisaus, Herkkyys, Ajattelevaisuus
Mitä etsit?
Just friends at this point. Might turn into LTR with the right person. Not interested in casual dating or dating in general
Minkälaista suhdetta etsit?
Kaveri, Sitoutunut