Looking for friends, possibly more
sythornton
Okeechobee, Florida | Жена тражим мушкарца
Основни подаци
Говорим
Енглески, Немачки
Мој опис
I’m not a girly girl. I work with horses, get dirty all day long, like going to mudding events, airboat & buggy shows, going out on the airboats, hanging out around a bonfire, taking a few trucks somewhere out in nature and having a BBQ, etc. It would be nice to make some new friends with similar interests. I know how-to and rather much enjoy driving most tractors and other farm equipment, 4-wheelers, gators, etc., love standard transmissions, have no problems maneuvering a large truck and trailer without too much loss of property and life, and would love to claim that I’m an excellent mechanic. Sadly, I never had the time to learn and replacing the timing belt on a 1980 F150 is about the extent of my mechanical knowledge. So if you ever hear me calling you honey, darling, or dear, something under that hood needs fixing and you’re just the man to do it *grin*.
Nothing makes my heart beat faster than the sound of a strong, throaty diesel. There’ve been many of times when I was found happily humping the grill of some big idling diesel and it took more than a little force to remove me. (no spin cycle for this woman)
I can somewhat manage to get an airboat on and off a trailer – although I will NOT vouch for the safety of your truck. But heck – you can always just let me drive the truck *grin* …might turn out better for the safety of all involved – people, equipment, and various wildlife included.
I have a great passion for creating tropical landscapes. Although I’ve been known to not really think things through from time to time. I once found myself with a 20something foot triple Alexander in the back of a 6ft. bed. It actually made it home alright and I managed to get it off the truck somehow. I was awfully proud of myself until I realized I now not only had to find a way to get that bugger in the hole, but also stand it upright all by my lonesome. I’m still talking about the palm tree, boys!
You should have been there. It was hilarious. Come to think of it….probably not as hilarious for you as for me, considering if you would have been there, it would have been YOU hauling that 1 ton tree into an upright position while I watch (and cheer you on) from my chair in a shady spot.
But I regress. I think it is fair that I should give you a WARNING! My brain works in mysterious ways. Just a healthy mix of autism (the “highly functioning” type – heck – what do THEY know? I can’t remember the last time I functioned “highly”) and depression, with a little topping of social anxiety and dissociation (did I mention absolute fear of intimacy?). For whatever reason though, my friends seem to find the mix rather amusing. Hmmmmmmmm….
In short, it’s best described like this: Imagine trying to bathe a feral cat. Imagine four paws on the door, refusing to go through, then the biting and scratching, the spitting of curses. Well – that’s nothing!
Put me in a dress with makeup on and tell me we’re heading to your parent’s traditional Christmas dinner (or any other intimate social affair for that matter). Well – that feral cat just turned 6 ft. 2, twice as vicious, and she ain’t going down without a fight! (Horse tranquilizers have been mentioned).
Now you put me in that same dress with makeup on and point me to a mud hole with a calve stuck in it, I’ll be beating you to the door, grinning and hooting like a mad woman right before I submerge that girly outfit hip-deep in mud. (What can I say – I have my priorities).
Either way – expect me to fight, panic, curse, etc. every time you mention me trying something new, something not in my comfort zone. That’s not to say that, should you survive getting me there, I won’t get that look of absolute delight on my face and turn said thing into my newest passion. (Airboats are a wonderful example of that).
I am, however, a wonderful friend. Inside, I am one of the most beautiful, kind-hearted, loyal, and giving people you’ll ever meet.
Nothing makes my heart beat faster than the sound of a strong, throaty diesel. There’ve been many of times when I was found happily humping the grill of some big idling diesel and it took more than a little force to remove me. (no spin cycle for this woman)
I can somewhat manage to get an airboat on and off a trailer – although I will NOT vouch for the safety of your truck. But heck – you can always just let me drive the truck *grin* …might turn out better for the safety of all involved – people, equipment, and various wildlife included.
I have a great passion for creating tropical landscapes. Although I’ve been known to not really think things through from time to time. I once found myself with a 20something foot triple Alexander in the back of a 6ft. bed. It actually made it home alright and I managed to get it off the truck somehow. I was awfully proud of myself until I realized I now not only had to find a way to get that bugger in the hole, but also stand it upright all by my lonesome. I’m still talking about the palm tree, boys!
You should have been there. It was hilarious. Come to think of it….probably not as hilarious for you as for me, considering if you would have been there, it would have been YOU hauling that 1 ton tree into an upright position while I watch (and cheer you on) from my chair in a shady spot.
But I regress. I think it is fair that I should give you a WARNING! My brain works in mysterious ways. Just a healthy mix of autism (the “highly functioning” type – heck – what do THEY know? I can’t remember the last time I functioned “highly”) and depression, with a little topping of social anxiety and dissociation (did I mention absolute fear of intimacy?). For whatever reason though, my friends seem to find the mix rather amusing. Hmmmmmmmm….
In short, it’s best described like this: Imagine trying to bathe a feral cat. Imagine four paws on the door, refusing to go through, then the biting and scratching, the spitting of curses. Well – that’s nothing!
Put me in a dress with makeup on and tell me we’re heading to your parent’s traditional Christmas dinner (or any other intimate social affair for that matter). Well – that feral cat just turned 6 ft. 2, twice as vicious, and she ain’t going down without a fight! (Horse tranquilizers have been mentioned).
Now you put me in that same dress with makeup on and point me to a mud hole with a calve stuck in it, I’ll be beating you to the door, grinning and hooting like a mad woman right before I submerge that girly outfit hip-deep in mud. (What can I say – I have my priorities).
Either way – expect me to fight, panic, curse, etc. every time you mention me trying something new, something not in my comfort zone. That’s not to say that, should you survive getting me there, I won’t get that look of absolute delight on my face and turn said thing into my newest passion. (Airboats are a wonderful example of that).
I am, however, a wonderful friend. Inside, I am one of the most beautiful, kind-hearted, loyal, and giving people you’ll ever meet.
Хороскопски знак
Ован
Изглед и стање
Моје грађа
Раскошнa
Висина
188 цм
Боја очију
Смеђa
Раса
Белац/Белкиња
Брачно стање
Разведен/Разведена
Имам децу
Не
Желим децу
Нисам сигуран/сигурна
Моја најбоља карактеристика
Очи
Телесна обележја
Тетоважа која се не види, Тетоважа на видном месту
Боја косе
Смеђa
Имам
Пас, Мачка, Егзотична животња, Ласица или заморче, Коњ, Рептил, Глодар, Остало, Имам фарму
Спреман/Спремна за селидбу
Да
Статус
Образовни ниво
Виша школа
Мој радни однос
Пуно радно време
Моја струка
Остало
Назив мог радног места
Equestrian professional
Мој годишњи приход
$15.000USD до $29.999USD
Живим
Кућним љубимцем/љубимцима
Код куће
Понекад ми дођу пријатељи
Пушим
Да - често
Пијем
Не
Личност
У средњој школи био/била сам
Просечан/просечна
У друштву сам
Дружељубив/дружељубива, Посматрач
Моја интересовања и хобији
Камповање, Аутомобили, Баштованство, Читање, Спортове
Како замишљам провод
Дружење с пријатељима
Мој савршен први састанак
Anything outdoors, even if it's just hanging out on the tailgate of a truck in a nice spot of nature
Моји пријатељи кажу да сам
Дружељубив/дружељубива
Погледи/Животни ставови
Религија
Атеиста
Идем у цркву
Никада
Мој смисао за хумор
Сиров/саркастичан, Дружељубив/дружељубива
Укус
На ТВ-у увек гледам
Документарце, Филмове, Спортове
У биоскопу увек гледам
Акције, Научну фантастику, Комедије, Хороре, Трилере
Увек слушам
Кантри, Денс, Електро, Метал
Увек читам
Фантазије, Фикције, Мистерије, Натприродно, Ја сам писац
Како замишљам добру забаву
mudding, airboating, airboat/buggy shows, anything outdoors
Тражим
Шта Вас привлачи?
Саосећајност, Смисао за хумор, Интелигенција, Осећајност, Брижљивост
Шта тражите?
Just friends at this point. Might turn into LTR with the right person. Not interested in casual dating or dating in general
Какву везу тражите?
Пријатељ, Посвећеност