Looking for friends, possibly more
sythornton
Okeechobee, Florida | Kvinde Søger en Mand
Grundlæggende oplysninger
Jeg taler
Engelsk, Tysk
Jeg beskriver mig selv som
I’m not a girly girl. I work with horses, get dirty all day long, like going to mudding events, airboat & buggy shows, going out on the airboats, hanging out around a bonfire, taking a few trucks somewhere out in nature and having a BBQ, etc. It would be nice to make some new friends with similar interests. I know how-to and rather much enjoy driving most tractors and other farm equipment, 4-wheelers, gators, etc., love standard transmissions, have no problems maneuvering a large truck and trailer without too much loss of property and life, and would love to claim that I’m an excellent mechanic. Sadly, I never had the time to learn and replacing the timing belt on a 1980 F150 is about the extent of my mechanical knowledge. So if you ever hear me calling you honey, darling, or dear, something under that hood needs fixing and you’re just the man to do it *grin*.
Nothing makes my heart beat faster than the sound of a strong, throaty diesel. There’ve been many of times when I was found happily humping the grill of some big idling diesel and it took more than a little force to remove me. (no spin cycle for this woman)
I can somewhat manage to get an airboat on and off a trailer – although I will NOT vouch for the safety of your truck. But heck – you can always just let me drive the truck *grin* …might turn out better for the safety of all involved – people, equipment, and various wildlife included.
I have a great passion for creating tropical landscapes. Although I’ve been known to not really think things through from time to time. I once found myself with a 20something foot triple Alexander in the back of a 6ft. bed. It actually made it home alright and I managed to get it off the truck somehow. I was awfully proud of myself until I realized I now not only had to find a way to get that bugger in the hole, but also stand it upright all by my lonesome. I’m still talking about the palm tree, boys!
You should have been there. It was hilarious. Come to think of it….probably not as hilarious for you as for me, considering if you would have been there, it would have been YOU hauling that 1 ton tree into an upright position while I watch (and cheer you on) from my chair in a shady spot.
But I regress. I think it is fair that I should give you a WARNING! My brain works in mysterious ways. Just a healthy mix of autism (the “highly functioning” type – heck – what do THEY know? I can’t remember the last time I functioned “highly”) and depression, with a little topping of social anxiety and dissociation (did I mention absolute fear of intimacy?). For whatever reason though, my friends seem to find the mix rather amusing. Hmmmmmmmm….
In short, it’s best described like this: Imagine trying to bathe a feral cat. Imagine four paws on the door, refusing to go through, then the biting and scratching, the spitting of curses. Well – that’s nothing!
Put me in a dress with makeup on and tell me we’re heading to your parent’s traditional Christmas dinner (or any other intimate social affair for that matter). Well – that feral cat just turned 6 ft. 2, twice as vicious, and she ain’t going down without a fight! (Horse tranquilizers have been mentioned).
Now you put me in that same dress with makeup on and point me to a mud hole with a calve stuck in it, I’ll be beating you to the door, grinning and hooting like a mad woman right before I submerge that girly outfit hip-deep in mud. (What can I say – I have my priorities).
Either way – expect me to fight, panic, curse, etc. every time you mention me trying something new, something not in my comfort zone. That’s not to say that, should you survive getting me there, I won’t get that look of absolute delight on my face and turn said thing into my newest passion. (Airboats are a wonderful example of that).
I am, however, a wonderful friend. Inside, I am one of the most beautiful, kind-hearted, loyal, and giving people you’ll ever meet.
Nothing makes my heart beat faster than the sound of a strong, throaty diesel. There’ve been many of times when I was found happily humping the grill of some big idling diesel and it took more than a little force to remove me. (no spin cycle for this woman)
I can somewhat manage to get an airboat on and off a trailer – although I will NOT vouch for the safety of your truck. But heck – you can always just let me drive the truck *grin* …might turn out better for the safety of all involved – people, equipment, and various wildlife included.
I have a great passion for creating tropical landscapes. Although I’ve been known to not really think things through from time to time. I once found myself with a 20something foot triple Alexander in the back of a 6ft. bed. It actually made it home alright and I managed to get it off the truck somehow. I was awfully proud of myself until I realized I now not only had to find a way to get that bugger in the hole, but also stand it upright all by my lonesome. I’m still talking about the palm tree, boys!
You should have been there. It was hilarious. Come to think of it….probably not as hilarious for you as for me, considering if you would have been there, it would have been YOU hauling that 1 ton tree into an upright position while I watch (and cheer you on) from my chair in a shady spot.
But I regress. I think it is fair that I should give you a WARNING! My brain works in mysterious ways. Just a healthy mix of autism (the “highly functioning” type – heck – what do THEY know? I can’t remember the last time I functioned “highly”) and depression, with a little topping of social anxiety and dissociation (did I mention absolute fear of intimacy?). For whatever reason though, my friends seem to find the mix rather amusing. Hmmmmmmmm….
In short, it’s best described like this: Imagine trying to bathe a feral cat. Imagine four paws on the door, refusing to go through, then the biting and scratching, the spitting of curses. Well – that’s nothing!
Put me in a dress with makeup on and tell me we’re heading to your parent’s traditional Christmas dinner (or any other intimate social affair for that matter). Well – that feral cat just turned 6 ft. 2, twice as vicious, and she ain’t going down without a fight! (Horse tranquilizers have been mentioned).
Now you put me in that same dress with makeup on and point me to a mud hole with a calve stuck in it, I’ll be beating you to the door, grinning and hooting like a mad woman right before I submerge that girly outfit hip-deep in mud. (What can I say – I have my priorities).
Either way – expect me to fight, panic, curse, etc. every time you mention me trying something new, something not in my comfort zone. That’s not to say that, should you survive getting me there, I won’t get that look of absolute delight on my face and turn said thing into my newest passion. (Airboats are a wonderful example of that).
I am, however, a wonderful friend. Inside, I am one of the most beautiful, kind-hearted, loyal, and giving people you’ll ever meet.
Underskriv
Vædderen
Udseende & Situation
Min kropstype er
Tyk
Min højde er
188 cm
Mine øjne er
Brun
Min etnicitet er
Kaukasisk
Min civilstand er
Skilt
Jeg har børn
Nej
Jeg vil have børn
Ikke sikker
Mit bedste karaktertræk er
Øjne
Kropsudsmykning
Stategisk placeret tatovering, Synlig tatovering
Mit hår er
Brun
Jeg har en eller flere af disse
Kat, Hund, Eksotisk dyr, Ørkenrotte eller marsvin, Hest, Reptil, Gnaver, Andet, Jeg har en bondegård
Villig til at flytte
Ja
Status
Mit uddannelsesniveau er
Universitetsuddannet
Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er
Fuldtid
Mit speciale er
Andet
Min jobtitel er
Equestrian professional
Jeg tjener så meget på et år
Fra $15.000USD til $29.999USD
Jeg bor
Med kæledyr
Hjemme
Venner kommer forbi en gang i mellem
Jeg er ryger
Ja - ofte
Jeg drikker
Nej
Personlighed
I gymnasiet var jeg
Gennemsnitlig
Min sociale opførsel er
Venlig, Observerende
Mine interesser og hobbier er
Camping, Biler, Havearbejde, Læsning, Sport
Min idé om at have det sjovt er
Være sammen med venner
En ideel første date ville være
Anything outdoors, even if it's just hanging out on the tailgate of a truck in a nice spot of nature
Mine venner beskriver mig som
Venlig
Synspunkter
Min religion er
Ateist
Jeg deltager i tjenester
Aldrig
Min form for humor er
Tør / sarkastisk, Venlig
Smag
I tv ser jeg altid
Dokumentarer, Film, Sport
Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en
Handling, Science Fiction, Comedy, Gys, Thriller
Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til
Land, Dance, Elektronisk, Metal
Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid
Fantasy, Fiktion, Mystik, Overnaturlig, Jeg er forfatter
Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er
mudding, airboating, airboat/buggy shows, anything outdoors
Leder efter
Hvad finder du attraktivt?
Empati, Humor, Intelligens, Følsomhed, Omtanke
Hvad leder du efter?
Just friends at this point. Might turn into LTR with the right person. Not interested in casual dating or dating in general
Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?
Ven, Forpligtet