Looking for friends, possibly more
sythornton
Okeechobee, Florida | Kobieta Szukam Mężczyzna
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Znam Następujące Języki Obce
angielski, niemiecki
Widzę siebie jako osobę
I’m not a girly girl. I work with horses, get dirty all day long, like going to mudding events, airboat & buggy shows, going out on the airboats, hanging out around a bonfire, taking a few trucks somewhere out in nature and having a BBQ, etc. It would be nice to make some new friends with similar interests. I know how-to and rather much enjoy driving most tractors and other farm equipment, 4-wheelers, gators, etc., love standard transmissions, have no problems maneuvering a large truck and trailer without too much loss of property and life, and would love to claim that I’m an excellent mechanic. Sadly, I never had the time to learn and replacing the timing belt on a 1980 F150 is about the extent of my mechanical knowledge. So if you ever hear me calling you honey, darling, or dear, something under that hood needs fixing and you’re just the man to do it *grin*.
Nothing makes my heart beat faster than the sound of a strong, throaty diesel. There’ve been many of times when I was found happily humping the grill of some big idling diesel and it took more than a little force to remove me. (no spin cycle for this woman)
I can somewhat manage to get an airboat on and off a trailer – although I will NOT vouch for the safety of your truck. But heck – you can always just let me drive the truck *grin* …might turn out better for the safety of all involved – people, equipment, and various wildlife included.
I have a great passion for creating tropical landscapes. Although I’ve been known to not really think things through from time to time. I once found myself with a 20something foot triple Alexander in the back of a 6ft. bed. It actually made it home alright and I managed to get it off the truck somehow. I was awfully proud of myself until I realized I now not only had to find a way to get that bugger in the hole, but also stand it upright all by my lonesome. I’m still talking about the palm tree, boys!
You should have been there. It was hilarious. Come to think of it….probably not as hilarious for you as for me, considering if you would have been there, it would have been YOU hauling that 1 ton tree into an upright position while I watch (and cheer you on) from my chair in a shady spot.
But I regress. I think it is fair that I should give you a WARNING! My brain works in mysterious ways. Just a healthy mix of autism (the “highly functioning” type – heck – what do THEY know? I can’t remember the last time I functioned “highly”) and depression, with a little topping of social anxiety and dissociation (did I mention absolute fear of intimacy?). For whatever reason though, my friends seem to find the mix rather amusing. Hmmmmmmmm….
In short, it’s best described like this: Imagine trying to bathe a feral cat. Imagine four paws on the door, refusing to go through, then the biting and scratching, the spitting of curses. Well – that’s nothing!
Put me in a dress with makeup on and tell me we’re heading to your parent’s traditional Christmas dinner (or any other intimate social affair for that matter). Well – that feral cat just turned 6 ft. 2, twice as vicious, and she ain’t going down without a fight! (Horse tranquilizers have been mentioned).
Now you put me in that same dress with makeup on and point me to a mud hole with a calve stuck in it, I’ll be beating you to the door, grinning and hooting like a mad woman right before I submerge that girly outfit hip-deep in mud. (What can I say – I have my priorities).
Either way – expect me to fight, panic, curse, etc. every time you mention me trying something new, something not in my comfort zone. That’s not to say that, should you survive getting me there, I won’t get that look of absolute delight on my face and turn said thing into my newest passion. (Airboats are a wonderful example of that).
I am, however, a wonderful friend. Inside, I am one of the most beautiful, kind-hearted, loyal, and giving people you’ll ever meet.
Nothing makes my heart beat faster than the sound of a strong, throaty diesel. There’ve been many of times when I was found happily humping the grill of some big idling diesel and it took more than a little force to remove me. (no spin cycle for this woman)
I can somewhat manage to get an airboat on and off a trailer – although I will NOT vouch for the safety of your truck. But heck – you can always just let me drive the truck *grin* …might turn out better for the safety of all involved – people, equipment, and various wildlife included.
I have a great passion for creating tropical landscapes. Although I’ve been known to not really think things through from time to time. I once found myself with a 20something foot triple Alexander in the back of a 6ft. bed. It actually made it home alright and I managed to get it off the truck somehow. I was awfully proud of myself until I realized I now not only had to find a way to get that bugger in the hole, but also stand it upright all by my lonesome. I’m still talking about the palm tree, boys!
You should have been there. It was hilarious. Come to think of it….probably not as hilarious for you as for me, considering if you would have been there, it would have been YOU hauling that 1 ton tree into an upright position while I watch (and cheer you on) from my chair in a shady spot.
But I regress. I think it is fair that I should give you a WARNING! My brain works in mysterious ways. Just a healthy mix of autism (the “highly functioning” type – heck – what do THEY know? I can’t remember the last time I functioned “highly”) and depression, with a little topping of social anxiety and dissociation (did I mention absolute fear of intimacy?). For whatever reason though, my friends seem to find the mix rather amusing. Hmmmmmmmm….
In short, it’s best described like this: Imagine trying to bathe a feral cat. Imagine four paws on the door, refusing to go through, then the biting and scratching, the spitting of curses. Well – that’s nothing!
Put me in a dress with makeup on and tell me we’re heading to your parent’s traditional Christmas dinner (or any other intimate social affair for that matter). Well – that feral cat just turned 6 ft. 2, twice as vicious, and she ain’t going down without a fight! (Horse tranquilizers have been mentioned).
Now you put me in that same dress with makeup on and point me to a mud hole with a calve stuck in it, I’ll be beating you to the door, grinning and hooting like a mad woman right before I submerge that girly outfit hip-deep in mud. (What can I say – I have my priorities).
Either way – expect me to fight, panic, curse, etc. every time you mention me trying something new, something not in my comfort zone. That’s not to say that, should you survive getting me there, I won’t get that look of absolute delight on my face and turn said thing into my newest passion. (Airboats are a wonderful example of that).
I am, however, a wonderful friend. Inside, I am one of the most beautiful, kind-hearted, loyal, and giving people you’ll ever meet.
Znak
Baran
Wygląd & Sytuacja
Mój typ budowy
Tęgi
Mój wzrost
6' 2 (188 cm)
Moje Oczy Są
Brązowy
Moje pochodzenie
kaukaskie
Mój Stan Cywilny to
Rozwiedziony
Mam Dzieci
Nie
Chcę Mieć Dzieci
Nie Jestem Pewien
Moje Najlepsze Zalety To
Oczy
Budowa Ciała
Strategicznie Umieszczone Tatuaże, Widoczne Tatuaże
Moje Włosy Są
Brązowy
Mam Jedną Lub Więcej Z Tych Rzeczy
Kot, Pies, Egzotyczne Zwierzęta, Myszoskoczki/Świnka Morska, Koń, Gad, Gryzoń, Inny, Jestem Właścicielem Gospodarstwa Rolnego
Jestem Skłonny Do Przeprowadzki
Tak
Status
Mój Poziom Edukacji To
Dyplom Ukończenia Studiów Licencjackich
Mój Aktualny Stan Zatrudnienia To
Pełen Etat
Moja Specjalność To
Inny
Mój Tytuł Zawodowy To
Equestrian professional
Tyle Zarabiam Rocznie
od $15,000USD do $29,999USD
Mieszkam
Ze Zwierzętami
W Domu
Znajomi Odwiedzają Mnie Okazjonalnie
Jestem Palaczem
Tak - Często
Piję Alkohol
Nie
Osobowość
W Liceum Byłem Uważany Za
Przeciętny Kowalski
Moje Zachowanie Społeczne Jest
Przyjacielski, Obserwujący
Moje Zainteresowania I Hobby To
Kamping, Samochody, Uprawianie Ogrodu, Czytanie, Sport
Mój Pomysł Na Dobrze Spędzony Czas To
Spędzanie Czasu z Przyjaciółmi
Idealna Pierwsza Randka To
Anything outdoors, even if it's just hanging out on the tailgate of a truck in a nice spot of nature
Moi Znajomi Opisują Mnie Jako Osobę
Przyjacielski
Poglądy
Moja Religia To
Ateista
Uczęszczam w Nabożeństwach
Nigdy
Mój Rodzaj Humoru To
Oschły/Sarkastyczny, Przyjacielski
Gust, Smak
W Telewizji Zawsze Oglądam
Dokumentalne, Filmy, Sport
Jak Idę Do Kina, To z Reguły Oglądam
Akcji, Fantastyka, Komediowe, Horrory, Thrillery
Kiedy Słucham Muzyki, Zawsze Słucham
Muzyka Country, Taneczna, Elektroniczna, Metal
Gdy Czytam Zawsze Sięgam Po
Fantastyczne, Fikcyjne, Tajemnicze, Nadprzyrodzony, Jestem Autorem Książek
Mój Pomysł Na Rozrywkę To
mudding, airboating, airboat/buggy shows, anything outdoors
Szukam
Co Jest Dla Ciebie Atrakcyjne?
Empatia, Poczucie Humoru, Inteligencja, Wrażliwość, Troskliwość
Czego Szukasz?
Just friends at this point. Might turn into LTR with the right person. Not interested in casual dating or dating in general
Jakiego Szukasz Związku?
Przyjaciel, Oddany