Looking for friends, possibly more
sythornton
Okeechobee, Florida | Kvinna Letar efter Man
Grundläggande information
Jag kan tala
Engelska, Tyska
Jag skulle beskriva mig själv som
I’m not a girly girl. I work with horses, get dirty all day long, like going to mudding events, airboat & buggy shows, going out on the airboats, hanging out around a bonfire, taking a few trucks somewhere out in nature and having a BBQ, etc. It would be nice to make some new friends with similar interests. I know how-to and rather much enjoy driving most tractors and other farm equipment, 4-wheelers, gators, etc., love standard transmissions, have no problems maneuvering a large truck and trailer without too much loss of property and life, and would love to claim that I’m an excellent mechanic. Sadly, I never had the time to learn and replacing the timing belt on a 1980 F150 is about the extent of my mechanical knowledge. So if you ever hear me calling you honey, darling, or dear, something under that hood needs fixing and you’re just the man to do it *grin*.
Nothing makes my heart beat faster than the sound of a strong, throaty diesel. There’ve been many of times when I was found happily humping the grill of some big idling diesel and it took more than a little force to remove me. (no spin cycle for this woman)
I can somewhat manage to get an airboat on and off a trailer – although I will NOT vouch for the safety of your truck. But heck – you can always just let me drive the truck *grin* …might turn out better for the safety of all involved – people, equipment, and various wildlife included.
I have a great passion for creating tropical landscapes. Although I’ve been known to not really think things through from time to time. I once found myself with a 20something foot triple Alexander in the back of a 6ft. bed. It actually made it home alright and I managed to get it off the truck somehow. I was awfully proud of myself until I realized I now not only had to find a way to get that bugger in the hole, but also stand it upright all by my lonesome. I’m still talking about the palm tree, boys!
You should have been there. It was hilarious. Come to think of it….probably not as hilarious for you as for me, considering if you would have been there, it would have been YOU hauling that 1 ton tree into an upright position while I watch (and cheer you on) from my chair in a shady spot.
But I regress. I think it is fair that I should give you a WARNING! My brain works in mysterious ways. Just a healthy mix of autism (the “highly functioning” type – heck – what do THEY know? I can’t remember the last time I functioned “highly”) and depression, with a little topping of social anxiety and dissociation (did I mention absolute fear of intimacy?). For whatever reason though, my friends seem to find the mix rather amusing. Hmmmmmmmm….
In short, it’s best described like this: Imagine trying to bathe a feral cat. Imagine four paws on the door, refusing to go through, then the biting and scratching, the spitting of curses. Well – that’s nothing!
Put me in a dress with makeup on and tell me we’re heading to your parent’s traditional Christmas dinner (or any other intimate social affair for that matter). Well – that feral cat just turned 6 ft. 2, twice as vicious, and she ain’t going down without a fight! (Horse tranquilizers have been mentioned).
Now you put me in that same dress with makeup on and point me to a mud hole with a calve stuck in it, I’ll be beating you to the door, grinning and hooting like a mad woman right before I submerge that girly outfit hip-deep in mud. (What can I say – I have my priorities).
Either way – expect me to fight, panic, curse, etc. every time you mention me trying something new, something not in my comfort zone. That’s not to say that, should you survive getting me there, I won’t get that look of absolute delight on my face and turn said thing into my newest passion. (Airboats are a wonderful example of that).
I am, however, a wonderful friend. Inside, I am one of the most beautiful, kind-hearted, loyal, and giving people you’ll ever meet.
Nothing makes my heart beat faster than the sound of a strong, throaty diesel. There’ve been many of times when I was found happily humping the grill of some big idling diesel and it took more than a little force to remove me. (no spin cycle for this woman)
I can somewhat manage to get an airboat on and off a trailer – although I will NOT vouch for the safety of your truck. But heck – you can always just let me drive the truck *grin* …might turn out better for the safety of all involved – people, equipment, and various wildlife included.
I have a great passion for creating tropical landscapes. Although I’ve been known to not really think things through from time to time. I once found myself with a 20something foot triple Alexander in the back of a 6ft. bed. It actually made it home alright and I managed to get it off the truck somehow. I was awfully proud of myself until I realized I now not only had to find a way to get that bugger in the hole, but also stand it upright all by my lonesome. I’m still talking about the palm tree, boys!
You should have been there. It was hilarious. Come to think of it….probably not as hilarious for you as for me, considering if you would have been there, it would have been YOU hauling that 1 ton tree into an upright position while I watch (and cheer you on) from my chair in a shady spot.
But I regress. I think it is fair that I should give you a WARNING! My brain works in mysterious ways. Just a healthy mix of autism (the “highly functioning” type – heck – what do THEY know? I can’t remember the last time I functioned “highly”) and depression, with a little topping of social anxiety and dissociation (did I mention absolute fear of intimacy?). For whatever reason though, my friends seem to find the mix rather amusing. Hmmmmmmmm….
In short, it’s best described like this: Imagine trying to bathe a feral cat. Imagine four paws on the door, refusing to go through, then the biting and scratching, the spitting of curses. Well – that’s nothing!
Put me in a dress with makeup on and tell me we’re heading to your parent’s traditional Christmas dinner (or any other intimate social affair for that matter). Well – that feral cat just turned 6 ft. 2, twice as vicious, and she ain’t going down without a fight! (Horse tranquilizers have been mentioned).
Now you put me in that same dress with makeup on and point me to a mud hole with a calve stuck in it, I’ll be beating you to the door, grinning and hooting like a mad woman right before I submerge that girly outfit hip-deep in mud. (What can I say – I have my priorities).
Either way – expect me to fight, panic, curse, etc. every time you mention me trying something new, something not in my comfort zone. That’s not to say that, should you survive getting me there, I won’t get that look of absolute delight on my face and turn said thing into my newest passion. (Airboats are a wonderful example of that).
I am, however, a wonderful friend. Inside, I am one of the most beautiful, kind-hearted, loyal, and giving people you’ll ever meet.
Stjärntecken
Väduren
Utseende & situation
Min kroppstyp är
Tjock
Min längd är
192 cm
Mina ögon är
Bruna
Min etnicitet är
Kaukasisk
Mitt civilstånd är
Skild
Jag har barn
Nej
Jag vill ha barn
Osäker
Min bästa kroppsdel är
Ögon
Kroppskonst
Strategiskt placerad tatuering, Synlig tatuering
Mitt hår är
Bruna
Jag har en eller flera av dessa
Katt, Hund, Exotiskt djur, Ökenråtta eller Marsvin, Häst, Reptil, Gnagare, Annat, Jag äger en bondgård
Villig att flytta
Ja
Status
Min utbildningsnivå är
Universitetsexamen
Min nuvarande anställningsstatus är
Heltid
Min specialitet är
Annat
Min arbetstitel är
Equestrian professional
Jag tjänar så här mycket per år
Mellan 150 000 och 300 000 kronor
Jag bor
Med husdjur
Hemma
Vänner hälsar på då och då
Jag är rökare
Ja - ofta
Jag dricker
Nej
Personlighet
I skolan var jag
Medelmåttan
Mitt beteende i sociala sammanhang är
Vänlig, Uppmärksam
Mina intressen och hobbies är
Campa, Bilar, Trädgårdsarbete, Läsa, Sport
Att ha kul innebär för mig
Umgås med vänner
Den idealiska första dejten för mig skulle vara att
Anything outdoors, even if it's just hanging out on the tailgate of a truck in a nice spot of nature
Mina vänner tycker att jag är
Vänlig
Åsikter
Min religion är
Ateist
Jag går i kyrkan
Aldrig
Min humor är
Torr / Sarkastisk, Vänlig
Smak
På TV tittar jag alltid på
Dokumentärer, Filmer, Sport
När jag går på bio ser jag alltid
Action, Science Fiction, Komedier, Skräck, Thriller
När jag lyssnar på musik lyssnar jag alltid på
Country, Dansband, Eletronisk, Hårdrock
När jag läser föredrar jag följande:
Fantasy, Fiktion, Mystery, Övernaturlig, Jag är författare
Det jag tycker är kul är
mudding, airboating, airboat/buggy shows, anything outdoors
Letar efter
Vad tycker du är attraktivt?
Empati, Humor, Intelligens, Känslighet, Omtänksamhet
Vad letar du efter?
Just friends at this point. Might turn into LTR with the right person. Not interested in casual dating or dating in general
Vilken form av förhållande söker du?
Vän, Hängivenhet