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sythornton

Okeechobee, Florida | Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak
English, German
I Would Describe Myself As
I’m not a girly girl. I work with horses, get dirty all day long, like going to mudding events, airboat & buggy shows, going out on the airboats, hanging out around a bonfire, taking a few trucks somewhere out in nature and having a BBQ, etc. It would be nice to make some new friends with similar interests. I know how-to and rather much enjoy driving most tractors and other farm equipment, 4-wheelers, gators, etc., love standard transmissions, have no problems maneuvering a large truck and trailer without too much loss of property and life, and would love to claim that I’m an excellent mechanic. Sadly, I never had the time to learn and replacing the timing belt on a 1980 F150 is about the extent of my mechanical knowledge. So if you ever hear me calling you honey, darling, or dear, something under that hood needs fixing and you’re just the man to do it *grin*.



Nothing makes my heart beat faster than the sound of a strong, throaty diesel. There’ve been many of times when I was found happily humping the grill of some big idling diesel and it took more than a little force to remove me. (no spin cycle for this woman)

I can somewhat manage to get an airboat on and off a trailer – although I will NOT vouch for the safety of your truck. But heck – you can always just let me drive the truck *grin* …might turn out better for the safety of all involved – people, equipment, and various wildlife included.



I have a great passion for creating tropical landscapes. Although I’ve been known to not really think things through from time to time. I once found myself with a 20something foot triple Alexander in the back of a 6ft. bed. It actually made it home alright and I managed to get it off the truck somehow. I was awfully proud of myself until I realized I now not only had to find a way to get that bugger in the hole, but also stand it upright all by my lonesome. I’m still talking about the palm tree, boys!



You should have been there. It was hilarious. Come to think of it….probably not as hilarious for you as for me, considering if you would have been there, it would have been YOU hauling that 1 ton tree into an upright position while I watch (and cheer you on) from my chair in a shady spot.



But I regress. I think it is fair that I should give you a WARNING! My brain works in mysterious ways. Just a healthy mix of autism (the “highly functioning” type – heck – what do THEY know? I can’t remember the last time I functioned “highly”) and depression, with a little topping of social anxiety and dissociation (did I mention absolute fear of intimacy?). For whatever reason though, my friends seem to find the mix rather amusing. Hmmmmmmmm….



In short, it’s best described like this: Imagine trying to bathe a feral cat. Imagine four paws on the door, refusing to go through, then the biting and scratching, the spitting of curses. Well – that’s nothing!



Put me in a dress with makeup on and tell me we’re heading to your parent’s traditional Christmas dinner (or any other intimate social affair for that matter). Well – that feral cat just turned 6 ft. 2, twice as vicious, and she ain’t going down without a fight! (Horse tranquilizers have been mentioned).



Now you put me in that same dress with makeup on and point me to a mud hole with a calve stuck in it, I’ll be beating you to the door, grinning and hooting like a mad woman right before I submerge that girly outfit hip-deep in mud. (What can I say – I have my priorities).



Either way – expect me to fight, panic, curse, etc. every time you mention me trying something new, something not in my comfort zone. That’s not to say that, should you survive getting me there, I won’t get that look of absolute delight on my face and turn said thing into my newest passion. (Airboats are a wonderful example of that).



I am, however, a wonderful friend. Inside, I am one of the most beautiful, kind-hearted, loyal, and giving people you’ll ever meet.
Sign
Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is
Thick
My Height Is
6' 2 (1.88 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat, Dog, Exotic Animal, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, Other, I Own A Farm
Willing To Relocate
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is
Full-time
My Speciality Is
Other
My Job Title Is
Equestrian professional
I Make This Much In A Year
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live
With Pet(s)
At Home
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Often
I Drink
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is
Friendly, Observant
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Camping, Cars, Gardening, Reading, Sports
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Anything outdoors, even if it's just hanging out on the tailgate of a truck in a nice spot of nature
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly

Views

My Religion Is
Atheist
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
I Don't Like Politics
My Kind Of Humor Is
Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch
Documentaries, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Country, Dance, Electronic, Metal
When I Read, I Always Read
Fantasy, Fiction, Mystery, Supernatural, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is
mudding, airboating, airboat/buggy shows, anything outdoors

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?
Empathy, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?
Just friends at this point. Might turn into LTR with the right person. Not interested in casual dating or dating in general
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Committed