Looking for friends, possibly more
sythornton
Okeechobee, Florida | Femme Cherchant Homme
Informations de base
Je sais parler
Anglais, Allemand
Je me décrirais comme
I’m not a girly girl. I work with horses, get dirty all day long, like going to mudding events, airboat & buggy shows, going out on the airboats, hanging out around a bonfire, taking a few trucks somewhere out in nature and having a BBQ, etc. It would be nice to make some new friends with similar interests. I know how-to and rather much enjoy driving most tractors and other farm equipment, 4-wheelers, gators, etc., love standard transmissions, have no problems maneuvering a large truck and trailer without too much loss of property and life, and would love to claim that I’m an excellent mechanic. Sadly, I never had the time to learn and replacing the timing belt on a 1980 F150 is about the extent of my mechanical knowledge. So if you ever hear me calling you honey, darling, or dear, something under that hood needs fixing and you’re just the man to do it *grin*.
Nothing makes my heart beat faster than the sound of a strong, throaty diesel. There’ve been many of times when I was found happily humping the grill of some big idling diesel and it took more than a little force to remove me. (no spin cycle for this woman)
I can somewhat manage to get an airboat on and off a trailer – although I will NOT vouch for the safety of your truck. But heck – you can always just let me drive the truck *grin* …might turn out better for the safety of all involved – people, equipment, and various wildlife included.
I have a great passion for creating tropical landscapes. Although I’ve been known to not really think things through from time to time. I once found myself with a 20something foot triple Alexander in the back of a 6ft. bed. It actually made it home alright and I managed to get it off the truck somehow. I was awfully proud of myself until I realized I now not only had to find a way to get that bugger in the hole, but also stand it upright all by my lonesome. I’m still talking about the palm tree, boys!
You should have been there. It was hilarious. Come to think of it….probably not as hilarious for you as for me, considering if you would have been there, it would have been YOU hauling that 1 ton tree into an upright position while I watch (and cheer you on) from my chair in a shady spot.
But I regress. I think it is fair that I should give you a WARNING! My brain works in mysterious ways. Just a healthy mix of autism (the “highly functioning” type – heck – what do THEY know? I can’t remember the last time I functioned “highly”) and depression, with a little topping of social anxiety and dissociation (did I mention absolute fear of intimacy?). For whatever reason though, my friends seem to find the mix rather amusing. Hmmmmmmmm….
In short, it’s best described like this: Imagine trying to bathe a feral cat. Imagine four paws on the door, refusing to go through, then the biting and scratching, the spitting of curses. Well – that’s nothing!
Put me in a dress with makeup on and tell me we’re heading to your parent’s traditional Christmas dinner (or any other intimate social affair for that matter). Well – that feral cat just turned 6 ft. 2, twice as vicious, and she ain’t going down without a fight! (Horse tranquilizers have been mentioned).
Now you put me in that same dress with makeup on and point me to a mud hole with a calve stuck in it, I’ll be beating you to the door, grinning and hooting like a mad woman right before I submerge that girly outfit hip-deep in mud. (What can I say – I have my priorities).
Either way – expect me to fight, panic, curse, etc. every time you mention me trying something new, something not in my comfort zone. That’s not to say that, should you survive getting me there, I won’t get that look of absolute delight on my face and turn said thing into my newest passion. (Airboats are a wonderful example of that).
I am, however, a wonderful friend. Inside, I am one of the most beautiful, kind-hearted, loyal, and giving people you’ll ever meet.
Nothing makes my heart beat faster than the sound of a strong, throaty diesel. There’ve been many of times when I was found happily humping the grill of some big idling diesel and it took more than a little force to remove me. (no spin cycle for this woman)
I can somewhat manage to get an airboat on and off a trailer – although I will NOT vouch for the safety of your truck. But heck – you can always just let me drive the truck *grin* …might turn out better for the safety of all involved – people, equipment, and various wildlife included.
I have a great passion for creating tropical landscapes. Although I’ve been known to not really think things through from time to time. I once found myself with a 20something foot triple Alexander in the back of a 6ft. bed. It actually made it home alright and I managed to get it off the truck somehow. I was awfully proud of myself until I realized I now not only had to find a way to get that bugger in the hole, but also stand it upright all by my lonesome. I’m still talking about the palm tree, boys!
You should have been there. It was hilarious. Come to think of it….probably not as hilarious for you as for me, considering if you would have been there, it would have been YOU hauling that 1 ton tree into an upright position while I watch (and cheer you on) from my chair in a shady spot.
But I regress. I think it is fair that I should give you a WARNING! My brain works in mysterious ways. Just a healthy mix of autism (the “highly functioning” type – heck – what do THEY know? I can’t remember the last time I functioned “highly”) and depression, with a little topping of social anxiety and dissociation (did I mention absolute fear of intimacy?). For whatever reason though, my friends seem to find the mix rather amusing. Hmmmmmmmm….
In short, it’s best described like this: Imagine trying to bathe a feral cat. Imagine four paws on the door, refusing to go through, then the biting and scratching, the spitting of curses. Well – that’s nothing!
Put me in a dress with makeup on and tell me we’re heading to your parent’s traditional Christmas dinner (or any other intimate social affair for that matter). Well – that feral cat just turned 6 ft. 2, twice as vicious, and she ain’t going down without a fight! (Horse tranquilizers have been mentioned).
Now you put me in that same dress with makeup on and point me to a mud hole with a calve stuck in it, I’ll be beating you to the door, grinning and hooting like a mad woman right before I submerge that girly outfit hip-deep in mud. (What can I say – I have my priorities).
Either way – expect me to fight, panic, curse, etc. every time you mention me trying something new, something not in my comfort zone. That’s not to say that, should you survive getting me there, I won’t get that look of absolute delight on my face and turn said thing into my newest passion. (Airboats are a wonderful example of that).
I am, however, a wonderful friend. Inside, I am one of the most beautiful, kind-hearted, loyal, and giving people you’ll ever meet.
Signe
Bélier
Apparence & situation
Ma silhouette est
Large
Ma taille est
6' 2 (1.88 m)
Mes yeux sont
Marrons
Mon origine ethnique est
Caucasienne
Ma situation maritale est
Divorcé/e
J'ai des enfants
Non
Je veux des enfants
Pas sûr/e
Ce que j'ai de mieux
Yeux
Art Corporel
Tatouages stratégiquement placés, Tatouages visibles
Mes cheveux sont
Marrons
J'en ai 1 ou plus
Chat, Chien, Animal exotique, Gerbille ou cochon d'Inde, Cheval, Reptile, Rongeur, Autre, J'ai une ferme
Prêt(e) à vivre ailleurs
Oui
Statut
Mon niveau d'éducation est
Diplôme universitaire
Ma situation professionnelle actuelle est
Plein-temps
Mon domaine de compétence est
Autre
Mon titre de fonction est
Equestrian professional
J'ai gagné cette année
De 15,000 € à 29,999 €
Je vis
Avec des animaux
Chez moi
Des amis passent à l'occasion
Je fume
Oui - souvent
Je bois de l'alcool
Non
Personnalité
Au lycée, j'étais un/e
Normal/e
Socialement, je suis plutôt
Sympa, Observateur
Mes passions et loisirs sont
Camper, Voitures, Jardinage, Lecture, Sports
Un bon moment pour moi c'est
Sortir avec des amis
Un premier rendez-vous idéal, ce serait
Anything outdoors, even if it's just hanging out on the tailgate of a truck in a nice spot of nature
Mes amis me décrivent comme
Sympa
Points de vue sur la vie
Ma religion c'est
Athée
Je vais à la messe
Jamais
Mon sens de l'humour est plutôt
Sarcastique, Sympa
Goûts
A la télévision, je regarde
Documentaires, Films, Sports
Quand je vais au cinéma, je regarde toujours
Action, Science-fiction, Comédies, Horreur, Thrillers
Quand j'écoute de la musique, ce que je préfère c'est
Country, Dance, Electro, Metal
Quand je lis, ce que je préfère c'est
Fantaisie, Fictions, Mystères, Surnaturel, Je suis auteur
Mon idée du fun
mudding, airboating, airboat/buggy shows, anything outdoors
Recherchant un/e
Que trouvez-vous attirant?
Empathie, Humour, Intelligence, Sensibilité, Délicatesse
Que recherchez-vous?
Just friends at this point. Might turn into LTR with the right person. Not interested in casual dating or dating in general
Quel type de relation recherchez-vous?
Vrai‧e ami‧e, Engagement